He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Randomize
