no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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