I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
