Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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