I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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