Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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