She said her name was "party"
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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