sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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