What did we do last night that was yellow?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
