My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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