I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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