I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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