You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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