Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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