But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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