kristin has been a bad kristin
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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