yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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