Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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