Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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