Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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