Already got asked if we're dating
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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