pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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