He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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