I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
