Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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