another moral hangover. fuck.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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