took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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