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How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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