I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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