My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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