super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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