Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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