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(208): View more from Idaho

the day after is always just damage control

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(250): View more from British Columbia

the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.

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(302): View more from Delaware

didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official

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(612): View more from Minnesota

you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier

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(256): View more from Alabama

The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?

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(630): View more from Illinois

the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm

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(231): View more from Michigan

When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?

(989): View more from Michigan

So I take it free shots were a no after that?

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