Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
