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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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