I am puke
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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