i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Mom said you looked used
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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