how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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