Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
