OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
