I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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