I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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