Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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