windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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