do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Randomize
