I just saw a hot homeless man
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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