This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I understand Curling. That high.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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