She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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