I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I didn't notice because vodka
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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