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Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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