I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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