I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
