just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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