just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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