I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
the raccoons are back...
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