East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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