I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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