I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
They took my balls.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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