My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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